The Sauce of Kings
The name comes from Nahuatl: āhuacamolli — āhuacatl (avocado) + molli (sauce). The Aztecs made it. The Spanish documented it in the 1500s. Humanity has been grateful ever since.
Avocados were so prized in Mesoamerica that they were used as currency. The fruit was considered an aphrodisiac (the trees were called "testicle trees" — āhuacatl also means... well, you get it).
True guacamole is simple. Ripe avocados, mashed but still chunky. Salt. Lime. A little heat. Fresh cilantro. That's the authentic version — and it's perfect. Every addition beyond this is a choice, not a requirement.
The Great Tomato Debate: Traditional Mexican guacamole often doesn't include tomato. The Tex-Mex version does. Both are valid. Fight me.
"The secret to perfect guacamole? Perfect avocados. There is no substitute."